Okay friends, let’s talk about her. Not your therapist. Not your Pilates instructor. Not your dog-sitter who ghosted you. We mean her—your vulva. Your sacred portal. Your sexy flower. Your hormonal mood ring. Whatever you want to call it—she deserves as much TLC as your face, your forehead lines, your overpriced oat milk lattes, and your Sunday skin routine.
Enter: CO2Lift V, the first-of-its-kind topical carboxytherapy treatment for the vulva and vaginal tissue. Yep. We said carboxytherapy. For. Your. Vagina.
And before you raise an arched brow and mutter something about yet another beauty trend that seems to exist exclusively for women and involves inserting things down there—breathe. This isn’t some pseudoscientific pink-washed fluff. It’s real, it’s rooted in science, and yes, we tried it. And holy hydration, are we glad we did.
Meet the Woman Who Brought This Intimate Innovation to the U.S.
Lana Kerr is the badass CEO and founder of Lumisque Skincare and the brilliant mind behind CO2Lift. But she didn’t just stumble into vulva wizardry by accident. This woman has been ahead of the curve since Y2K. (Some of us were still wearing low-rise jeans. She was revolutionizing health clinics.)
Long before Ozempic and GLP-1s took over your TikTok feed, Lana was helping women lose weight and change their lives with HCG protocols. But she didn’t stop there. She traveled to Japan—because of course she did—where she discovered a topical CO2-based gel being used for skin regeneration. No injections. No downtime. No needles. Just magic in a mask.
She knew this was the future of non-invasive beauty, secured exclusive rights to the tech, and launched CO2Lift Carboxy in 2016. Think of it like a hyperbaric oxygen chamber for your skin. Now? She’s gone below the belt—literally—with the launch of CO2Lift V, and the wellness world hasn’t been the same since.
So, What Exactly Is Carboxytherapy?
Carboxytherapy isn’t new—it’s just new to your yoni. The treatment dates back to European medical circles where it’s been used to heal wounds, treat cellulite, and stimulate circulation. It works by infusing carbon dioxide (CO2) into tissue, which tricks your body into thinking there’s an oxygen deficit. The body responds by flooding the area with oxygen-rich blood. Translation: accelerated healing, hydration, and rejuvenation.
CO2Lift V takes that same principle and adapts it for intimate wellness. The gel is applied topically (you can do it yourself in the comfort of your own bathroom with a good playlist and a glass of rosé) and it penetrates through the mucosal tissue, stimulating blood flow, restoring moisture, and improving elasticity—without chemicals, lasers, or trauma to the tissue.
It’s literally skincare for your vulva. And no, you’re not imagining it. This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for.
Who Is It For?
If you’re over 35 (hi, hormones), you’ve probably noticed some changes. Maybe sex feels different. Maybe you’re drier than you used to be. Maybe your skin down there feels thinner, more sensitive, or just…off. Whether you’re in perimenopause, post-menopause, postpartum, or just craving some extra love below the belt, CO2Lift V has your back (and front).
✔️ Dryness
✔️ Loss of elasticity
✔️ Mild urinary incontinence
✔️ Postpartum recovery
✔️ Post-cancer treatment rejuvenation
✔️ Discomfort during intimacy
✔️ Just want to feel fresher, tighter, and more radiant down there?
Check, check, check.
The Groomed LA Experience: What It’s Actually Like to Use CO2Lift V
First of all, let’s get one thing straight: this is not a douche, not a wash, and definitely not a scented wipe from the drugstore. This is clinical-grade, regenerative skincare—but make it vulva.
Each CO2Lift V kit comes with two syringes—one with gel A, one with gel B. You mix them together (in a little cup that looks very “derm lab chic”), apply the mask with the included applicator, and relax for 45 minutes while it works its magic. No, it doesn’t sting or tingle. It’s actually kind of luxurious. (We’ve done sheet masks that were more aggressive.)
It’s recommended to do 3 treatments per week for 3 weeks for full results, and then monthly maintenance. Lana’s clients? They’re doing it religiously. (And not just for the ‘gram.)
The Results? Chef’s Kiss
Think: plumper, dewier, more supple tissue. Increased sensitivity. Enhanced natural lubrication. Improved tone and tightness. And an overall feeling of aliveness in a part of the body we’ve been told to ignore unless something’s wrong.
Within 3 weeks of using it consistently, users report noticeable results in:
✨ Moisture and hydration
✨ Skin firmness and plumpness
✨ Reduced discomfort during intercourse
✨ Improved urinary control
✨ Confidence. (And not just in the bedroom.)
Lana calls it a “skin awakening.” We call it a “why did I wait so long?” moment.
But Wait—Is This Even Safe?
Yes. It’s clean, safe, and doesn’t involve heat, trauma, or needles. CO2Lift V is backed by clinical testing and used in professional medispas, OB-GYN offices, and pelvic health clinics nationwide. It’s also become a staple in the homes of women who want autonomy over their intimate wellness.
And if you’re wondering whether you can use it with hormone therapy, the answer is: yes. In fact, it’s a beautiful complement to HRT or topical estrogen treatments, and works synergistically to restore tissue without systemic side effects.
Groomed LA’s Takeaway?
We are officially adding vulva skincare to our wellness routine. Because why should our face be the only body part living its best life?
CO2Lift V is a revolutionary, elegant, non-invasive, clinically-supported, zero-BS treatment that empowers you to feel connected to your body—without shame, discomfort, or a speculum in sight.
In a world where most intimate care is still marketed like a scented afterthought, Lana Kerr’s approach is refreshing, feminist, and future-forward. She’s not selling us shame or insecurity. She’s giving us back our bodies—hydrated, happy, and healed.
Where to Buy
CO2Lift V is available directly through www.CO2Lift.com and select medspas and wellness boutiques. Each treatment kit runs around $100-$150, and worth every dewy dime. Because feeling good from the inside out? That’s priceless.
Final Words From the Groomed LA Team
The vulva revolution is here, and she’s wearing a CO2 mask. We’re not saying you have to try it. We’re saying once you do, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.
So whether you’re looking to revitalize your sex life, treat chronic dryness, or just indulge in some next-level intimate self-care, CO2Lift V is your new go-to. She’s gentle. She’s powerful. She’s science-backed. She’s Groomed-approved.
And honestly? She’s kind of a vibe.
Let’s normalize investing in our whole bodies. Our faces may be front and center—but our vulvas deserve center stage too. 💕