These peeps must really have their heads up their formerly flat asses.

Oh, do read on (thanx My Gloss for the gluteal gossip)…My fave part is the hotel location and the caulk!

READ THIS ON MY GLOSS TODAY: 

After much speculation that Demi Moore’s youthful look must be the result of plastic surgery, the 47-year old actress is opening up in the newest issue of Elle UK. The May covergirl, mother of three and wife of actor Ashton Kutcher says that she has had “something” done, but is quick to clarify: “it’s not on my face.”

And the gorgeous actress doesn’t rule out going under the knife in the future. “You know what? Maybe one day I’ll go under the knife. It just irritates me that people are constantly saying how much I’ve spent on plastic surgery,” she says. She likens the obsession about her looks with”school-yard name-calling a lot of the time.”

Other big revelations in the interview? That she isn’t necessarily ruling out a fourth child with Ashton. “We talk about it and it’s something that we would like. He’s an amazing father to my daughters already, so I have no doubt that if it’s in our future, it would be another incredible part of our journey together.”

UH, DEMI, YOU'RE 47.  JUST COME CLEAN AND TELL US WHO, HOW AND WHAT WAS DONE TO YOUR FACE SO WE CAN DO THE SAME THING (IF WE HAD YOUR $$)…YOU LOOK AMAZING.  EVEN WHEN NOT RETOUCHED, I'M SURE.   IT'S A COMPLIMENT THAT WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU.  

"WHO DID YOUR FACE?" IS THE HOLLYWOOD FORM OF FLATTERY.

FILE UNDER: "AINT' FOOLIN' NO ONE, MISSY.  

You all know I am an old school ERNO LASZLO fan, so this new soap/ treatment bar looks like a great addition to my collection.  I also love mixing up liquid cleansers with a good old fashioned bar – I'm still using my  SEA MUD SOAP cuz these bars just last forever – which I also love!  Check out this gorgeous, marine smelling aqua colored soap when you need a great bar with ridic amazing properties from the top of the line, classic Erno L!

LASZLO BLUE Firmarine Treatment Bar  Firming face soap for slightly dry to slightly oily skin Laszlo Blue FIRMARINE Treatment Bar is a gentle cleansing bar that provides long term skin rejuvenation. Its unique delivery system releases ingredients gradually over time to ensure activity long after cleansing, strengthening skin’s barrier and allowing visibly firmer, smoother skin. Spirulina Maxima and Algae Extract to firm skin by helping cell renewal and improving skin’s texture. Vitamin C and E providing long lasting anti-oxidant protection. Glycerin, Soribtol and Palm Kernel to help hydration and retain moisture by binding water to the skin. 5 oz.  $39.00

This is my favorite CONCEALER.  I love it so much, I have one everywhere, as in, the coin compartment of my car, the cup compartment,  my make-up bag, floating at the bottom of my Le Sportsac…and several tubes are scattered everywhere around my apt. 

Wow, now that I'm going to their website, I'm seeing it's supposed to be a foundation.  HUH!  I've been using it for mostly under eyes (amazing!! get the blue tube, it's thinner and better for under eyes) and for little spots here and there. 

The green tube is a thicker one.  I actually use them both.  Even though you need the tinniest weeniest drop I still have this ongoing anxiety I am going to run out and reorder them all the time.  Go figure. 

Oh, and I forgot to mention, it contains an SPF of 21!

Anyway, this non-fancy, non-designer, affordable ($27) little tube is the best-stuff on the market.  And for someone who has dealt with really dark circles under my eyes my whole life, this is coming from having tried EVERY FRICKIN' (including every single fancy high end brand of course) CONCEALER in the book. 

Stat!

We all know I'm on a mission. I will not get stretch marks while pregnant. I will not get stretch marks while pregnant. And so on and so on…
Next up on my mission the conquer this lurking fear:

BASQ 

Every pregnancy magazine I've opened has their ads glaring out at me. They mean bizzness…So I went for it and got every single on of their magic potions…

RESILIENT BODY OIL : diivinnee….My only issue with oil is that I cannot get enough.  It's really hard for me to ration myself.  Espesh when they feel this good.  So, I'm saving this one for nighttime only! 

Rosehip Oil, Grapeseed oil, Hazelnut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Sunflower Oil, Sesame Oil

Hazelnut, Sunflower and Sweet Almond Oil provide intense skin cell nourishment with Essential Fatty Acids and naturally occurring Vitamins that protect skin from damage. Sweet Almond oil also has natural antimicrobial properties which help prevent local bacterial infections in healing wounds, thereby minimizing the chances of scarring and ugly marks. This oil also has the natural property of tightening sagging skin.Rosehip Oil has a high content of essential fatty acids known specifically to heals scars and restore normal skin color. Grapeseed is plentiful in antioxidants and fatty acids to moisturize deeply to restructure of damaged and stressed skin tissue. Due to its nourishing and detoxifying effects, Sesame Oil reinforces the body for skin regeneration and smoothes the skin.

ILLIPE BODY BUTTER: another yummy mummy cream. Super rich. 

Ilipe Butter, Shea butter, Jojoba Butter, Borage seed Oil, Rosehip Oil, Grapeseed Oil

Shea Butter is particularly high in essential fatty acids Vitamin A, E and F and widely used for moisturizing and rejuvenating the skin to prevent premature aging and to cure damaged skin. Jojoba butter is an excellent moisturizer that supports skin regeneration. Borage Seed Oil has the highest concentration of gamma linolenic acid an Omega-6 essential fatty acid for skin nourishment and strengthening. Rosehip Oil has a high content of essential fatty acids known specifically to heals scars and restore normal skin color. Grape seed oil is abundant in fatty acid linoleic acid, that critically helps maintain the health of cell membranes, supports regeneration and restructuring of damaged, stressed skin tissue. 

 CITRUS SUGAR BODY POLISH: Haven't cracked this one open yet, but I'm a scrub-freak, so I'm sure to go ga-ga over it. 

Sugar, Shea Butter, Jojoba Buter, Hazelnut Oil, Grapeseed oil, Rosehip Oil, Wheatgerm Oil

Sugar exfoliation keeps skin in a constant state of renewal and rejuvenation, sloughing away dull layers that leaves skin dry and dull. Rosehip Oil has great skin rejuvenating properties due trans-retinoic acid, the component responsible for its remarkable cell healing and fortification capabilities. It also contains essential fatty acids Oomega-6 and Omega 3 which renew damaged skin. Grapeseed Oil contains a high amount of linoleic acid, which nourishes skin to keep it smooth and hydrated. The nutrients in Grapeseed Oil absorb deeply to fight free radicals and stop some of the enzymes that destroy skin functioning which leads to drying. Hazelnut oil is rich in essential fatty acids that deeply hydrate and repair. Wheatgerm Oil has a high content of linoleic acid, oleic palmitic and stearic fatty acids that help in healthy cell regeneration for skin repair. Shea Butter is particularly high in essential fatty acids plus Vitamins A, E and F skin nourishment and moisturizing.