In the land of the Thin and Thinner it's just plain unfair when you need to make love to a pint of ice-cream once in a while like all normal people who use food to de-stress, but the morning after self-loathing is just…too…much.  Have you been to Equinox?  It's like an open call for a fitness infomercial. You wanna keep up?  Then get yourself to therapy or O.A. if you think you can spiral that out of control as to down a pint of ice-cream to wash away the disappointment of blowing that audition,  again.   Nope, in this town you have to be on top of your game at all times.  You use you lose.  And not weight, but that job, that guy, that opportunity that was given to the skinny girl.  (Uh, this is sounding really personal…hmm…wonder why).

Which totally sucks.  

We may live in L.A. but we are human after all.  And part of being human is sitting in front of the t.v. and downing a pint of ice-cream while watching "In Treatment" or "The League" and not giving a flying shit about anything.  Good luck, right?

Until now.

Cuz there's ARCTIC ZERO.

The frozen dessert that's 150 calories a pint.

Yeppie, you heard me.

I told Vital Juice about this a few months ago and ever since then Erewhon has been stocking up on all the flavors. (Hands down it's Cookies and Cream, Coffee and Mint Chocolate).

This stuff is GOOOD.  Does it taste like Ben and Jerry's?  What do you think?

Does it do the job and then some?  Yes.  

OH!  And it's healthy.  As in no fat, protein rich, high fiber, low glycemic, lactose free, gluten free and I cannot believe it's taken this long to create something like this.  WTF?!

Buy it here. Thank me later.