Category Archives: SEXUAL WELLNESS

We Tried the Vulva-Vajayjay Miracle Mask That’s Basically a Facial for Your Lady Parts—And We’re Never Going Back

April 23, 2025

Okay friends, let’s talk about her. Not your therapist. Not your Pilates instructor. Not your dog-sitter who ghosted you. We mean her—your vulva. Your sacred portal. Your sexy flower. Your hormonal mood ring. Whatever you want to call it—she deserves as much TLC as your face, your forehead lines, your overpriced oat milk lattes, and your Sunday skin routine.

Enter: CO2Lift V, the first-of-its-kind topical carboxytherapy treatment for the vulva and vaginal tissue. Yep. We said carboxytherapy. For. Your. Vagina.

And before you raise an arched brow and mutter something about yet another beauty trend that seems to exist exclusively for women and involves inserting things down there—breathe. This isn’t some pseudoscientific pink-washed fluff. It’s real, it’s rooted in science, and yes, we tried it. And holy hydration, are we glad we did.


Meet the Woman Who Brought This Intimate Innovation to the U.S.

Lana Kerr is the badass CEO and founder of Lumisque Skincare and the brilliant mind behind CO2Lift. But she didn’t just stumble into vulva wizardry by accident. This woman has been ahead of the curve since Y2K. (Some of us were still wearing low-rise jeans. She was revolutionizing health clinics.)

Long before Ozempic and GLP-1s took over your TikTok feed, Lana was helping women lose weight and change their lives with HCG protocols. But she didn’t stop there. She traveled to Japan—because of course she did—where she discovered a topical CO2-based gel being used for skin regeneration. No injections. No downtime. No needles. Just magic in a mask.

She knew this was the future of non-invasive beauty, secured exclusive rights to the tech, and launched CO2Lift Carboxy in 2016. Think of it like a hyperbaric oxygen chamber for your skin. Now? She’s gone below the belt—literally—with the launch of CO2Lift V, and the wellness world hasn’t been the same since.


So, What Exactly Is Carboxytherapy?

Carboxytherapy isn’t new—it’s just new to your yoni. The treatment dates back to European medical circles where it’s been used to heal wounds, treat cellulite, and stimulate circulation. It works by infusing carbon dioxide (CO2) into tissue, which tricks your body into thinking there’s an oxygen deficit. The body responds by flooding the area with oxygen-rich blood. Translation: accelerated healing, hydration, and rejuvenation.

CO2Lift V takes that same principle and adapts it for intimate wellness. The gel is applied topically (you can do it yourself in the comfort of your own bathroom with a good playlist and a glass of rosé) and it penetrates through the mucosal tissue, stimulating blood flow, restoring moisture, and improving elasticity—without chemicals, lasers, or trauma to the tissue.

It’s literally skincare for your vulva. And no, you’re not imagining it. This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for.


Who Is It For?

If you’re over 35 (hi, hormones), you’ve probably noticed some changes. Maybe sex feels different. Maybe you’re drier than you used to be. Maybe your skin down there feels thinner, more sensitive, or just…off. Whether you’re in perimenopause, post-menopause, postpartum, or just craving some extra love below the belt, CO2Lift V has your back (and front).

✔️ Dryness
✔️ Loss of elasticity
✔️ Mild urinary incontinence
✔️ Postpartum recovery
✔️ Post-cancer treatment rejuvenation
✔️ Discomfort during intimacy
✔️ Just want to feel fresher, tighter, and more radiant down there?

Check, check, check.


The Groomed LA Experience: What It’s Actually Like to Use CO2Lift V

First of all, let’s get one thing straight: this is not a douche, not a wash, and definitely not a scented wipe from the drugstore. This is clinical-grade, regenerative skincare—but make it vulva.

Each CO2Lift V kit comes with two syringes—one with gel A, one with gel B. You mix them together (in a little cup that looks very “derm lab chic”), apply the mask with the included applicator, and relax for 45 minutes while it works its magic. No, it doesn’t sting or tingle. It’s actually kind of luxurious. (We’ve done sheet masks that were more aggressive.)

It’s recommended to do 3 treatments per week for 3 weeks for full results, and then monthly maintenance. Lana’s clients? They’re doing it religiously. (And not just for the ‘gram.)


The Results? Chef’s Kiss

Think: plumper, dewier, more supple tissue. Increased sensitivity. Enhanced natural lubrication. Improved tone and tightness. And an overall feeling of aliveness in a part of the body we’ve been told to ignore unless something’s wrong.

Within 3 weeks of using it consistently, users report noticeable results in:

✨ Moisture and hydration
✨ Skin firmness and plumpness
✨ Reduced discomfort during intercourse
✨ Improved urinary control
✨ Confidence. (And not just in the bedroom.)

Lana calls it a “skin awakening.” We call it a “why did I wait so long?” moment.


But Wait—Is This Even Safe?

Yes. It’s clean, safe, and doesn’t involve heat, trauma, or needles. CO2Lift V is backed by clinical testing and used in professional medispas, OB-GYN offices, and pelvic health clinics nationwide. It’s also become a staple in the homes of women who want autonomy over their intimate wellness.

And if you’re wondering whether you can use it with hormone therapy, the answer is: yes. In fact, it’s a beautiful complement to HRT or topical estrogen treatments, and works synergistically to restore tissue without systemic side effects.


Groomed LA’s Takeaway?

We are officially adding vulva skincare to our wellness routine. Because why should our face be the only body part living its best life?

CO2Lift V is a revolutionary, elegant, non-invasive, clinically-supported, zero-BS treatment that empowers you to feel connected to your body—without shame, discomfort, or a speculum in sight.

In a world where most intimate care is still marketed like a scented afterthought, Lana Kerr’s approach is refreshing, feminist, and future-forward. She’s not selling us shame or insecurity. She’s giving us back our bodies—hydrated, happy, and healed.


Where to Buy

CO2Lift V is available directly through www.CO2Lift.com and select medspas and wellness boutiques. Each treatment kit runs around $100-$150, and worth every dewy dime. Because feeling good from the inside out? That’s priceless.


Final Words From the Groomed LA Team

The vulva revolution is here, and she’s wearing a CO2 mask. We’re not saying you have to try it. We’re saying once you do, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.

So whether you’re looking to revitalize your sex life, treat chronic dryness, or just indulge in some next-level intimate self-care, CO2Lift V is your new go-to. She’s gentle. She’s powerful. She’s science-backed. She’s Groomed-approved.

And honestly? She’s kind of a vibe.


Let’s normalize investing in our whole bodies. Our faces may be front and center—but our vulvas deserve center stage too. 💕

Hygiene Hero: Your New Best Friend in Sexual Wellness

February 19, 2025

Alright, let’s be real: when it comes to sexual wellness, you deserve the good stuff. Forget the stuffy, boring products—Hygiene Hero is here to totally shake up the game with products that make you feel like the goddess you are. We’re talking innovation, luxury, and all the fun you can handle—plus, they’re eco-friendly and packed with safe, effective ingredients. Ready to celebrate your body in all its glory? Let’s dive in.

Vipstick Serum: Elevate Your Intimate Joy (And Have Some Fun)

Let’s start with the Vipstick Serum—because, yes, this is exactly the kind of product you deserve. Award-winning? Check. Sexy? Hell yes. This isn’t just about hydration; it’s about adding a little flair, a little extra, and a whole lot of joy to your most intimate moments. Safe ingredients? Absolutely. Eco-friendly packaging? You bet. But it’s the flavors that take it over the top. This isn’t just a product; it’s an experience. Whether you’re feeling playful or just want something that makes you feel like a million bucks—this serum’s got your back.

Get Your Vipstick Now—because, well, why wouldn’t you?

Complete Enjoy V Private Kit: Pamper That Beautiful Body of Yours

Listen, we know you don’t have time for subpar products. Enter the Complete Enjoy V Private Kit—the ultimate bundle that does it all. From cleansing and soothing to hydrating and pampering, this kit treats your most delicate skin like the royalty it is. No more worrying about ingrown hairs or irritation—this kit’s got you covered, leaving you with soft, smooth, refreshed skin that’s ready for whatever (or whoever) comes next.

And here’s the best part: that gentle warming sensation? It’s not just for kicks. It boosts circulation, heightens sensitivity, and gets you feeling more alive down there. Translation? Enhanced libido, increased arousal, and a whole lot of intimate joy. Trust us—you’re going to love it.

BYOB Double Happiness Private Kit: Customize Your Pleasure (Because You’re a Boss)

Who says you can’t have it all? With BYOB (Build Your Own Bundle) Double Happiness Private Kit, you can create a bundle that’s tailored just for you. Pick any two flavors of Vipstick Serum and one V.V. Oil, and boom—you’ve got yourself the ultimate intimate care experience. Hydration? Check. Pleasure? Check. Wellness? Check.

This is your vibe, your flavor, your routine. Don’t let anyone tell you how to do your self-care—build the bundle that’s as unique as you are. You (and your partner) will thank yourself later.

Build Your Own Bundle—because who says you can’t have it your way?

The Hygiene Hero Ethos: S.E.E.D. (And No, It’s Not Just for the Plants)

At Hygiene Hero, we live by S.E.E.D: Safe, Effective, Eco-friendly, and Delightful. These aren’t just words—they’re a philosophy that guides every product they make. You don’t have to choose between what’s good for you and what’s good for the planet. These products are as kind to Mother Earth as they are to your skin. Plus, they’re designed to work, no gimmicks. It’s about keeping you safe, keeping you feeling great, and making sure you’re glowing in every sense of the word.

Real Reviews: Customers Don’t Lie (And Neither Do We)

Don’t just take our word for it—here’s what some actual Hygiene Hero customers are saying:

Before & After Results: Real talk: after just two weeks, customers are raving about smoother, softer skin with less irritation. Don’t just settle for “meh”—level up your routine and see the real results for yourself.

Customer Love:

  • Laura M.: “These products are wonderful! I’ll be ordering again.”
  • Amber: “This is the holy grail right here. I get ingrown hairs all the time after shaving or waxing, and I haven’t had a single one since I started using this oil. Highly recommend!”

Ready to Take Your Intimate Care to the Next Level?

It’s time to stop settling for mediocre and start celebrating you. Hygiene Hero is all about making you feel unapologetically amazing—and they do it with fun, safe, effective, and eco-friendly products that bring out the best in your intimate wellness routine. Whether you’re looking to indulge, hydrate, or just have some fun, these products are your new go-to.

Shop now and treat yourself to the ultimate sexual wellness upgrade. Because, let’s face it, you deserve to feel like a sexy goddess every damn day. 👑

My V Shot Experience at R3 Anti Aging in Beverly Hills

October 13, 2024

In my quest to optimize and bio-hack sexual wellness—especially for midlife women—I’ve explored a lot of treatments and therapies. But nothing has intrigued me as much as the V Shot, a treatment designed to rejuvenate vaginal and clitoral function using platelet-rich plasma (PRP). So, when I heard that R3 Anti Aging in Beverly Hills offered this cutting-edge procedure, I decided it was time to give it a try. Spoiler alert: it was painless, quick, and I’m already thrilled with the results.

Now, let’s dive into what makes the V Shot so innovative. The treatment involves drawing a small sample of your blood, isolating the PRP in a centrifuge, and then injecting it into targeted areas of the vagina and clitoris. PRP is packed with growth factors, which work to stimulate tissue regeneration, increase blood flow, and regenerate nerves. Essentially, the V Shot leverages your body’s own healing abilities to improve sensitivity, arousal, and pleasure. It’s non-surgical, minimally invasive, and has no downtime—yes, you read that right!

When I arrived at R3 Anti-Aging, I was greeted by a serene, modern clinic, and my doctor, Dr. Sabrina Solt, —a fantastic and empathetic professional—walked me through every step. After applying a numbing cream to ensure maximum comfort, they drew a small sample of my blood. That was the most “invasive” part of the whole thing. From there, the blood was spun in a centrifuge to extract the PRP, which was then injected with a fine needle into the key areas. The entire process took less than 30 minutes, and aside from a slight pressure sensation, it was completely painless. I was able to walk out of the clinic and get right back to my day.

So, why opt for the V Shot? For me, it wasn’t just about enhancing pleasure—though that’s a major bonus—but also addressing issues that many women face in midlife. The V Shot can help with low libido, vaginal dryness, pain during intercourse, and even urinary incontinence. It also offers benefits for those dealing with vaginal atrophy or a loss of tightness. While I’m lucky enough not to have experienced all of these issues, I’ve had clients and friends who have, and they rave about the improvement in their quality of life after the V Shot.

Here are of the questions that I had for Dr. Solt!

Is there pain or discomfort after, once numbing wears off?

There should be no lingering pain or discomfort after the procedure, except a possible feeling of fullness.

How long does it last?

In general, the results are a person gets are usually theirs to keep long term! Of course we have our natural state of aging and degeneration, so some people might benefit from repeating the procedure every 1-3 years.

When can patients experience noticeable changes – and what can they expect?

One healing cycle takes approximately 6-12 weeks, but many patients report a change within the first 30 days. Usually these changes represent improvement in the areas of sensitivity and orgasm intensity.

How often should patients do this?

One treatment is where we like to start, and the discussion of whether or not to add additional ones should be between you and your doctor based on your results and goals.

Who is not a good candidate?

Examples of people who are not good candidates include but are not limited to: Smokers, people with a BMI of over 30, people on certain medications like NSAIDs or opiates, women with active vaginal or vulvar lesions (such as in lichen sclerosus or certain STIs), pregnant women, or those with stage 3 or greater uterine prolapse.

The science behind it is fascinating. Studies show that PRP injections can significantly enhance female sexual function, with improvements in desire, arousal, orgasm, and overall satisfaction. The treatment works by encouraging the growth of new tissue and blood vessels in the treated areas, and the effects continue to build over the next few months. While some women report immediate changes, for most—including me—the full benefits take time to unfold. That’s exciting because it means things will only get better from here.

The post-procedure recovery was almost non-existent. The clinic advises patients to abstain from intercourse for three days afterward, but I can tell you it’s totally optional. I didn’t abstain and felt completely comfortable resuming normal activities. Minor side effects like slight swelling or tenderness can occur, but they typically subside within a day or two.

As someone who writes frequently about sexual health and wellness, especially for midlife women, I think the V Shot is a groundbreaking tool. It’s more than just a quick fix—it’s a way to reclaim your sexual health, connect with your body, and enhance pleasure naturally. This procedure isn’t about treating dysfunction alone, it’s about optimizing sexual wellness, boosting confidence, and owning your pleasure in a way that feels empowering. For women navigating midlife changes, that sense of control over one’s body is invaluable.

So, would I do it again? Absolutely. The V Shot has already started to make me feel more attuned to my body, and I’m excited to see how the benefits continue to evolve over the next few months. The idea of having more intense orgasms, heightened sensitivity, and improved arousal on the horizon is thrilling. Plus, knowing that it’s a natural, PRP-based procedure makes it even better.

For those curious about taking the leap into the world of sexual wellness optimization, I highly recommend exploring the V Shot. It’s a simple, safe, and effective way to embrace a healthier, more connected version of yourself. And if you’re in the Beverly Hills area, R3 Anti-Aging is hands-down the place to go.

Here’s to a future of more fulfilling, empowered sexual wellness. Ladies, it’s time to own it.

 

R3 Anti Aging

9301 Wilshire Boulevard
Penthouse
Beverly Hills, California 90210