Dear Jade,
I love you and need you in my life on a weekly basis.
Your custom airbrush tan made me worship my body in a way I could never imagine. In fact, my bod looked so rad after you sprayed me up and down with your magic wand, I had no idea who I was for a while. I had total body amnesia.
I thought the Versa Tan machine worked some magic, but what you do is like David Blaine and Houdini wrapped into one giant airbrush. The FAKE BAKE airbrush is the most amazing customized tanning system to hit the planet, not to mention 98% organic and 100% all natural.
Here's the deal-e-o:
Need to get in a bikini tomorrow in front of your new boyfriend (the impetus for my desperation)…Jade will have you looking sculpted and perfected, not to mention, like you've been chillin on the Jamaican shores, sun-burn free, for about a good week.
Need to cover some yikcy blemishes, veins, lumps and bumps before slipping into a short dress? Jade will coat your bod with a layer of yummy caramelly brown that covers EVERYTHING like a friggen body stocking. A spanx for the skin, have you..
Five days later and I still have a little of this amazing deliciousness left. I did do a few steams and sauna's this past weekend which I was warned would accelerate the exfoliation of the most perfect looking skin ever. The day you get it, I suggest you go in early. You will want to let it soak in for as long as possible before showering. It's also pretty dark and a bit grainy to start, but that's just the bronzer coating stuff. That washes away as soon as you shower and the deeper pigmentation starts radiating through…YUMMM!!
The only big problem with is I can see this becoming a major addiction. The price is reasonable for the services… $85 per sesh…But fur real, I want this once a week. There is a monthly package, I think it's $250 for the works, whenever you want it. So it's a super tan, or a new car. Hmm….
Jade said she was off to spray up (or is it down?) the Dancing With the Stars peeps after my session which I thought was perfectly airbrush tan hilarious.
JADE EKNAIAN
JADE@SUNSTYLE.LA
774. 571. 7631
627 NORTH ROBERSTON BLVD
WE HO, CA 90069
310.289.9200