Lemonade cleanse? Get real, peeps.
You know I don't mess around with any bull when it comes to…well, anything.
Mama needs to cleanse. You know it's time to clean out when your not-yet 5 five year old thinks your favorite food is coffee and your brain is so fried from dumping crap into your body that your posts are filled with typos.
Prob is, pure and simple – I love to EAT. I think I lasted two hours on that ridic maple syrup, lemon and cayenne pepper bulldinky once, ten years ago. I'm also a grazer and need to be downing something at least every couple of hours.
In walks, no delivers (to my doorstep), the mother-lode of all cleanses. The grand-puba.
That's right. I'm going full tilt boogie starting Monday with the iZO CLEANZE.
Why? Because it's not a juice fast, but a juice FEAST. I'm going to be drinking these divine superfood custom formulated raw, vegan, organic juices every couple of hours. And I've been assured by the brilliantly educated on all things health/cleanse related Timothy Martin, who created this, that I will not be, my most hated word in the English language, hungry.
I've sampled them before and they are so insanely yummy, I'm really thinking I CAN DO THIS!!!
I am dying of excitement. I'm not sure if I'm gonna make 5 days, let alone 3, but I'm gonna go for it like nobody's bizzy. My body and brain so need a break from the crap (you so don't wanna know) that I've been inhaling that it's literally crying out: GIMME A FRICKEN BREAK, YO!
Ok, ok, I hear ya!
Wish me luck.
I'm going to be filling you in throughout the week.
In the meantime, I challenge anyone to get going on this with me?!
If you want to, hit me up!! Maybe I'll see if we can get you some kind of Groomed L.A. special!
Until I start on Monday, I'm eating nothing but icing, downing coffee, margaritas, popping Ativan and smoking my brains out.
Kidding! I've got 2 kids! (But it does sound disturbingly fun, doesn't it?)
iZO Juice Red - Our speciality sweet blend of delicious fruits and vegetables.
iZO Juice Green - A refreshing, sugar-free blend of greens.
iZO Juice SuperGreen - A Master blend of algae, seaweed, and botanicals mixed in iZO Juice Green.
iZO Pro Almond Milk - Scrumptious almond milk with a protein and kidney cleansing superfood added.
iZO Lemonade - Tasty, sugar-free blend of the Master Cleanse lemonade.
iZO Tea: Purify - Powerful Taoist tea for cleansing the blood, liver, and lymph.
iZO Tea: Replenish - Kidney-rejuvenating, anti-aging herbal tea.
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