READ THIS ON MY GLOSS TODAY: 

After much speculation that Demi Moore’s youthful look must be the result of plastic surgery, the 47-year old actress is opening up in the newest issue of Elle UK. The May covergirl, mother of three and wife of actor Ashton Kutcher says that she has had “something” done, but is quick to clarify: “it’s not on my face.”

And the gorgeous actress doesn’t rule out going under the knife in the future. “You know what? Maybe one day I’ll go under the knife. It just irritates me that people are constantly saying how much I’ve spent on plastic surgery,” she says. She likens the obsession about her looks with”school-yard name-calling a lot of the time.”

Other big revelations in the interview? That she isn’t necessarily ruling out a fourth child with Ashton. “We talk about it and it’s something that we would like. He’s an amazing father to my daughters already, so I have no doubt that if it’s in our future, it would be another incredible part of our journey together.”

UH, DEMI, YOU'RE 47.  JUST COME CLEAN AND TELL US WHO, HOW AND WHAT WAS DONE TO YOUR FACE SO WE CAN DO THE SAME THING (IF WE HAD YOUR $$)…YOU LOOK AMAZING.  EVEN WHEN NOT RETOUCHED, I'M SURE.   IT'S A COMPLIMENT THAT WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU.  

"WHO DID YOUR FACE?" IS THE HOLLYWOOD FORM OF FLATTERY.

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